So today my husband discovered that he really likes bread
Bread, stop breading
Bread Tray Hill sounds like a nice place
Wow it seems like you watch a lot of bread and read a lot of bread Adam maybe you should socialise more
Or maybe not
I hate you
once i was making out with a guy and got bored so i started playing a game of candy crush in my head
I hate Candy Crush. My wife loves it, to the point where as she was drifting off to sleep she started muttering about what colour candies she likes to swap. I have an audio recording. It will be posted on here at a later date.
Just a quick post to let people know that I probably won’t be on tumblr for a few days - my phone is broken and off to be repaired, and my laptop is really really shitty and takes forever to load anything.
THE. WORST. FILM. EVER.
I think it would have been ok if the director hadn’t been fucking obsessed with Gemma Arterton’s arse. That and it managed to be a film about vampires by Neil Jordan with so little humour or anything enjoyable in. It made twilight look like the today show.
Anyway, she was forced to be a prostitute from the age of god 12 I think. And has an abuse Madam and an even worse patron. But even when she escapes them, she spends the next 200 years carrying on doing it. Despite seeming to hate it.
It seemed to sexualise her in a really uncomfortable way, it would have her in sexy underwear as much as humanly possible, like lets have a chase scene in a thong. YAY! Also she was shown using her sex to get things all the time, not her brain which she seemed to have.
And oh my god. I have no idea where they got her costumes from, no sex workers I know would wear any of that shit because it was tacky as hell and seemed to come from IFuckForMoney.com. Seriously.
Urgh and then the end of the story was the guy who fucked her life up and did nothing about it for 200 years turning up and being like ‘yo can I live with you?’ and that was seen as a good thing.
Oh my god how does shit like this still get made seriously.
Yeah, I think I’ll give this one a miss.
Time to watch Planet Terror? I believe the answer is yes.
i found out about that burn blog posting everyone’s ‘nudes’
and i was gunna submit a horse as me because of my url
so i googled naked horse
horses are always naked
im so stupid i hate myself
Tonight’s Game of Thrones had a pretty nutty wedding, true, but remember when Ross accidentally said “Rachel”? Damn
Sorry it took me a while to reply to this, I mostly tumbl on my phone and the app doesn’t do messages. I used to be really into black metal, and still really love Dimmu Borgir, Emperor and Immortal, but what I mostly listen to nowadays is thrash. I really love Megadeth (who I’m going to see tonight), Kreator, Evile, Warbringer, Testament, Metallica and a bunch of other stuff too. Not really a fan of Slayer or Anthrax though. I also really love Arch Enemy, Nightwish, Amon Amarth, Chthonic, Judas Priest, and Manowar. I do like loads of other bands but those are the bands I listen to most