Post reblogged from Cpt Pyjamas. with 12 notes
Stay faithfulStick aroundLove the size of your heart, not your jeansEat pussyDon’t buy girlsTake care of their childrenWill beat up other men who look at youLike girls with big bootyWear pinkAlways have time for their partnersetc
IDENTIFY AS MALE.That is it. That’s the qualification to be a real man. If you’re going for ‘gentleman’, then maybe the qualifications can be upped to include “Act with respect towards those who deserve it”.
Beat up men for looking at women? Were they serious? What the fuck is this psycho violent jealous shit?
To be honest I just made that one up. But I’ve heard lots of stupid shit like it, and wouldn’t surprise me if someone has posted that with about a thousand reblogs on tumblr.
Source: metalheadadam
Phew, I was concerned. Back to my merry polyamorous bubble where only nice people exist ^_^